Smiles.2

I forgot to write about how I've made someone smile, so I'll do that now.

Today in health I wrote on Katelyn's paper "Guess what?!"

Knowing my craziness and such her face was somewhat like this:


Then she said "what....?" So I got in her ear.... hesitated... and said.....



"Yerr cute:)"

Her face was then like this:



Not really. But it was like this:



(:

She's gunna kill me when she sees this.

~RandaPanda

What We Really Mean

This is for guys who want to understand whats really going through us girls head.

What girls say and what they really mean:

We say: I just need some space
We mean: Yea, space without you in it

We say: We haven't talked in forever!
We mean: WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME?!

I'll steal this from brandoniswrite's blog.

1. "You're right."Example:

Boy: I like cake.
Girl: Yeah, but pie is so much better.
Boy: I disagree. Pie just makes you fat.
Girl: You're right.

The first rule to understanding girls is that you are never right. When they don't argue with you, question why, and then tell her that she looks very pretty. Otherwise, you might be in for a rude awakening. Often when a girl says "You're right", it actually means "I'll be in a really bad mood later, and you aren't getting any for quite awhile." Oh, and never say the word "fat" around a girl. Just trust me on this one.

2. "Okay."

Example:

Boy: I'm going out with some friends. I'll be back later.
Girl: Okay.

No. It's not okay. In fact, you might as well have said "I hate you" and walked out. At this point, it's too late to revoke the idea of you going out with friends and not taking the girl. It's already been burned into the back of her mind. She feels left out. She feels betrayed. She might even feel like cheating on you now, just to spite you. To be honest, she probably already is. LOL just kidding. But seriously...

3. "That's fine."

Example:

Boy: I got you Dr. Pepper, is that okay?
Girl: I wanted Coke, but that's fine.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. At this point, if it is necessary, build her a Coca Cola factory just to get her a Coke. If the last Coke is at the top of Mt. Everest, prepare for sub zero temperatures and learn how to climb a mountain. Do whatever it takes. Just god forbid, do not give her the Dr. Pepper. Just don't. When a girl says "That's fine" it actually means "You're screwed". The key to making up for this mistake is avoiding eye contact and resolving the situation as fast as humanly possible.


4. "I'm fine."

Example:

Boy: Are you okay?
Girl: I'm fine.

She's not fine, you fool. Every time you ask her if she's alright, it's because you noticed that something isn't right, therefore, whenever you ask a girl if she's okay, never believe the "I'm fine" answer. When girls are sad and irrational, they say the exact opposite of what they're really thinking. It's like a giant game of "Opposite Day", except they aren't playing and it's not fun. It's actually quite confusing.


5. "I don't care."

Example:

Boy: Some girl winked at me today. I think she was a swimsuit model.
Girl: I don't care.

What the heck are you thinking? Are you trying to make her self-conscious? She does care. She cares a lot. She cares so much that she's probably willing to stab the next swimsuit model that she sees because she thinks that all swimsuit models are filthy whores that are out to steal her man. If you've ever watched The Jerry Springer Show, you know what I'm talking about. Girls + Jealousy = Battle to the Death.


It's as simple as that.

~RandaPanda

One of Those Days

Do you ever have one of those days were nothing goes right and everything seems to go left? Were curling up into a fetal position and crying while being held sounds like the answer to everything? Yeah, that was my day.
Warning for my few followers: I'm going to vent and be a big baby.

The first thing that went wrong was me actually getting my hopes up (I need to stop doing that) about thinking I would get Alice in the play. I'm happy for who got it, I guess. I just really really really wanted that part. I was very disappointented. But these things happen I suppose. The thing that really sucked is when I told my parent I was told "Well, she did better. Big whoop." Great comforting words. Gosh dang, I wanted that part. Ahh well. I get to play the Exucutioner... Yay me...
Second thing: Volleyball. My assitent coach's resentment for me is very clear. She praised everyone else with a "good job!" while I got "that was okay" and "MAYBE IF YOU COULD GET UNDER THE BALL!" This bothered me. She was a lot harder on me. Maybe I needed it, but I'm pretty sure there are several other ones worse than me. A little praise goes a long way.

There's various other things that I don't feel like taking the time to write about.

On the brightside I found the best song to listen to when you hate everyone and the world. "Puke" by Eminem. Love it.

~RandaPanda

This Town

I really want out of this tiny, crappy town. Sure, we're all one family. But I want out. I really don't like all this farm land and same people. I don't live in Cloverport anymore, but where I live now isn't much better. Plus I go there everyday. I want to go somewhere without a cow every 5 miles. I want city lights, cars every-which-way, and action. Things happening, people everywhere. I crave this. Our school is small, barely 300 people k-12. Everyone knows everyone and the drama is terrible. I want to meet new people, see new things. As soon as I can I hope to be gone and away from all this. Until then...

Not Right

One thing that bothers me is when people joke about something as serious as self-harm. (i.e. cutting, burning, scratching yourself). It's nothing to joke about. You never know who's feelings you might be hurting. Saying stuff like "That makes me wanna cut myself" or other things like that are hurtful. A topic such as this is a serious issue. So please, think twice before you say something like that. Oh, and saying "that's gay." isn't much better...

Things I Want.

Here is a list of things that I want at this moment:

• A unicorn
• A room that STAYS clean
• Perfect hair
• A high metabolism
• Chicken nuggets (I'm Catholic and it'd Friday during lent): )
• A pink zebra striped pony
• CANDEH
• Monster energy drink
• A way to Patrick's house.

But I can't get any of those so I'll just stick with my messy room, boring hair and Veggie Straws (:

~RandaPanda

Smile.

Today I told a random stranger that she was beautiful. It made her day.

New mission: Make someone new smile everyday and blog about it.

<3

New Hair :)

So I should be getting my hair done soon. I'm thinking about doing this:

Ahhhh, excited (:

~RandaPanda

Shut Up and Save Some Sorry For the Rest of Us.

I'm going to rant and vent.
Be prepared.

You constantly complain about how your life sucks. Yes, we all get depressed. Yes, we all have issues (some more than others.) But if I was to tell you my dog died then you'd create some story to top mine. Saying how your mom died and then was revived, then died again (okay, not that extreme, but you get the point), JEEZ!  I love you, but its hard to be your friend when you always down yourself. As I told you, if you constantly tell yourself that no one likes you, then its a good chance that no one will like you. Life is what you make it, so why not make it good? Or you can just... shut up and save some sorry for the rest of us! Oh yeah, and stop trying to be better than everyone. It's not working, sweetheart.


Thank you, Blogspot. I needed this.

~RandaPanda

My First Adventure on StumbleUpon.

My findings:

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enoughto climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.

This nifty little game :)

 

This is beautiful.

I'm addicted now. Thank you, Alexis.

~RandaPanda

My favorite people.

This is a list of my favorite people and why. I'm going to change the names so no one knows. If you're smart and all that jazz and do figure it out, then kudos to you. (This isn't in order.)

• Augustine: You've helped me through some pretty rough times. Stopped me from doing stupid things, made me laugh until I've cried, and left me with some unforgettable and great talks. I love you. And for the thousand time, I'm sorry, dear.
• Paige: You're quite amazing, love. Without you I wouldn't be here. You're great. You're also my crazy and unique best friend. I'm glad you're happy with your Harry. It makes me happy.
• Danielle: You are my best friend also. You are freaking HILARIOUS. You make me smile and laugh like none other. I'm nothing without you. I love you chicka.
• Ethana: You'll never read this considering you're 7 and don't care, but as much as we fight I do love you. You're a funny little kid and I'm proud to be your sister... Just don't follow in my footsteps. ;)
• Harold: Ahh, I love you. I hope you know that. 7 months I wouldn't trade for anything. I could take up 100,001,000,100,222 blogs going on how you're my favorite, but that's a lot of typing. And I'm lazy. And we don't talk anymore.
• Stacy: You're adorable(: I'm so glad I met you, love.

I'm sure I have other favorites, but these were the ones off the tops of my head. I love you all.

~RandaPanda