What We Really Mean

This is for guys who want to understand whats really going through us girls head.

What girls say and what they really mean:

We say: I just need some space
We mean: Yea, space without you in it

We say: We haven't talked in forever!
We mean: WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME?!

I'll steal this from brandoniswrite's blog.

1. "You're right."Example:

Boy: I like cake.
Girl: Yeah, but pie is so much better.
Boy: I disagree. Pie just makes you fat.
Girl: You're right.

The first rule to understanding girls is that you are never right. When they don't argue with you, question why, and then tell her that she looks very pretty. Otherwise, you might be in for a rude awakening. Often when a girl says "You're right", it actually means "I'll be in a really bad mood later, and you aren't getting any for quite awhile." Oh, and never say the word "fat" around a girl. Just trust me on this one.

2. "Okay."

Example:

Boy: I'm going out with some friends. I'll be back later.
Girl: Okay.

No. It's not okay. In fact, you might as well have said "I hate you" and walked out. At this point, it's too late to revoke the idea of you going out with friends and not taking the girl. It's already been burned into the back of her mind. She feels left out. She feels betrayed. She might even feel like cheating on you now, just to spite you. To be honest, she probably already is. LOL just kidding. But seriously...

3. "That's fine."

Example:

Boy: I got you Dr. Pepper, is that okay?
Girl: I wanted Coke, but that's fine.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. At this point, if it is necessary, build her a Coca Cola factory just to get her a Coke. If the last Coke is at the top of Mt. Everest, prepare for sub zero temperatures and learn how to climb a mountain. Do whatever it takes. Just god forbid, do not give her the Dr. Pepper. Just don't. When a girl says "That's fine" it actually means "You're screwed". The key to making up for this mistake is avoiding eye contact and resolving the situation as fast as humanly possible.


4. "I'm fine."

Example:

Boy: Are you okay?
Girl: I'm fine.

She's not fine, you fool. Every time you ask her if she's alright, it's because you noticed that something isn't right, therefore, whenever you ask a girl if she's okay, never believe the "I'm fine" answer. When girls are sad and irrational, they say the exact opposite of what they're really thinking. It's like a giant game of "Opposite Day", except they aren't playing and it's not fun. It's actually quite confusing.


5. "I don't care."

Example:

Boy: Some girl winked at me today. I think she was a swimsuit model.
Girl: I don't care.

What the heck are you thinking? Are you trying to make her self-conscious? She does care. She cares a lot. She cares so much that she's probably willing to stab the next swimsuit model that she sees because she thinks that all swimsuit models are filthy whores that are out to steal her man. If you've ever watched The Jerry Springer Show, you know what I'm talking about. Girls + Jealousy = Battle to the Death.


It's as simple as that.

~RandaPanda